As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics
Unicorn Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Unicorn Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Thought I saw a horse with an antler, then I realised it was a unique horn. Never realised how hungry unicorns are. They eat like horses. My unicorn is a rubbish ballet… Continue reading Unicorn Jokes
Herd Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Herd Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… There’s a rumour about my group of cows that only eat small fruit. I herd it through the grape vine. Apparently now a herd of elephants have gone on strike. They are… Continue reading Herd Jokes
Sauce Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sauce Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Walked into a business meeting the other week, put a kebab on the desk and said “we really have to think about strategy”. One of my colleagues asked “what’s with the kebab?”… Continue reading Sauce Jokes
Fizzy Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fizzy Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What is orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas? Fanta Claus A friend of mine used to iron fizzy drinks. It was soda pressing. What is a frog’s favourite… Continue reading Fizzy Jokes
Olympics Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Olympics Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too much chance of a silver medal. Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze. A gymnast walks… Continue reading Olympics Jokes
Llama Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Llama Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Thought I’d called a major religious figure the other day and got sent a goat with an odd neck. Turned out I’d called Dial-A-Llama. I heard the famous Swedish band is going… Continue reading Llama Jokes
Part Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Part Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My friend is in a competitive food making group. He makes honey, part of the bee team. My resolution is to travel about and plant horse chestnut trees everywhere. It’s part of… Continue reading Part Jokes
Silent Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Silent Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent. A friend of mine told me they wanted a ring. I told them to take their phone off… Continue reading Silent Jokes
Nettle Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nettle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I got stung by nettles recently. He over charged me for the full Bergerac VHS set. The most stinging plant based rock is Heavy Nettle. Someone asked me if I could prevent… Continue reading Nettle Jokes
Sand Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sand Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Asked in a record shop if they had anything by The Doors. Chap said “yes, a bucket of sand and a fire blanket”. I keep seeing jokes written on the beach. Think… Continue reading Sand Jokes